Orthodixie

“He’s in a better place” … than Dixie?

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sat, 10 May 2008 09:15:00 -0500

Fr. Joseph tackles the subject of "place" -- where we come from and where we're headed. Your departed mom, your dad, sister, brother or spouse: they are on that mysterious journey. It’s only a better place if Love is there … let’s pray that includes all of us.

Do You Have What It Takes?

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sat, 03 May 2008 20:12:00 -0500

Fr. Joseph encounters Bible floppers, hip-hoppers, and mountain toppers in his quest to discover ... What It Takes.

Past Fast

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:43:01 -0500

Fr. Joseph reports on this year’s Lenten Superlative Awards Banquet at St. Kismet in Gethsemane Falls. Last year’s gala saw a total of 13 awards being presented to the best and worst participants in the Great Fast. This year's big celeb is, ahem, a no brainer!

Here Comes Peter Cottontail?

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:35:00 -0500

So tell us, Father Joseph-- just how did the Resurrection of our Lord get mixed up with bunnies, chocolate and eggs?

A Funny Thing, Sex

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:20:00 -0500

Fr. Joseph's way of saying, "Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... serious." 16:36

Happy … EIEIO!

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:38:00 -0500

Letters have been pouring into the Orthodixie headquarters over the past week, many of them dealing with what can only be said and not written. You’ve all no doubt heard it, it is pronounced ******** (or EIEIO). Fr Joseph tries to allay fears [of EIEIO] while assuring us that "this, too, shall pass." 13:57

What Kind Of Fool Are You?

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:24:00 -0500

Fr Joseph quotes Chicago, Kevorkian, Ben Franklin, St Paul and Hallmark in making a case for April Fools. 16:58

The Healing of Yuck

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:11:00 -0500

Much like the pains of labor endured by a mother bearing a child, sometimes our journey back to healing is a painful one. And yet, the joy that comes with the new birth is far greater -- inexplicably greater -- than that which our cold heart endured. In the meantime, we must begin where we are. (15:51)

Fasters Anonymous ala Gilligan’s Isle

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:43:00 -0500

Fr Joseph, struggling toward humility in the first week of the Fast, tells of his first visit to Fasters Anonymous ... and their curious theme song. (14:42)

Two Miles ‘til Pascha

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:02:00 -0600

Fr Joseph reveals one of his Lenten pet peeves: “Do the best you can.” Do the best you can? Now brothers and sisters, that’s a recipe for failure. Heck, sinner that I am, the best I can is what has got me to where I am! We don’t give an inexperienced bunch of players a ball – with no practice whatsoever – and say, “Okay, it’s game time. Do the best you can.” No. We practice and practice and practice. We fall down, get back up; struggle to do better.

Fasting Songs

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:02:00 -0600

Ladies & Gentlemen, prepare yourself, it’s almost that time; time to cue your favorite theme song for the upcoming Lenten Fast! Perhaps the theme song from Star Wars? Or maybe we could sing a fasting song, during this election year, to the tune of "Hail to the Chief?" Then again, there’s always the Beverly Hillbillies ...

Reality: The First Step Toward Salvation

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:02:00 -0600

This week, Fr Joseph gets real: "The thing about Confession is that it is natural. That is, it is Real. Almost everything else we do with our sin is false and unnatural. We punish ourselves, justify our actions, and hide. Yet, in Confession -- in opening ourselves to God the Light -- we expose the hypocrisy of our double life. In truth, we've been living a lie. Without Confession, Absolution, and Reconciliation we live a lie before God and Man as if it were Reality. In reality, no one is fooled -- not our neighbor, not ourselves. And, let's be real, certainly not God."

Without Love, It’s All Just Peas and Carrots

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:02:01 -0600

Miss Jane gets a tongue lashing, Mr. Bodine speaks in tongues. Things go dark as Fr. Joseph interviews Dr. Indadark. In the end, lacking the main ingredient, it's all just peas and carrots. Suffice it to say: Love covers a multitude of podcasts.

Orthodoxy in Dixie

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:30:01 -0600

This week’s Podcast is taken from the book, "One Flew Over the Onion Dome" – any similarities to your own parish, bishop or jurisdiction is purely intentional. Orthodoxy not available in all states. In your area, it may only be available in a foreign language – in which case, your mileage may vary …

Your Day, On The Floor….Jelly Side Up

feeds@ancientfaith.com (Fr. Joseph Huneycutt and Ancient Faith Radio) — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:02:01 -0600

Fr Joseph reviews the rules of life, particularly Murphy's Law and its variants, and and then provides us with a rule we can all live with.